Experts: There is no banking crisis.
Me: Okay, kinda feels like it. But if you so, that sounds reasonable and great.
…a few weeks later…
Experts: We’ve just about got this banking crisis wrapped up. You’re welcome.
Me: But I thought there was no banking crisis. Were you just acting a few weeks ago?
Crickets: chirp, chirp, chirp (or whatever cricket sound is)
Fade to black. End Scene.
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