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Life Insurance: HOT, NOW, YET

Life Insurance: HOT, NOW, YET

| March 31, 2023

I had a delightful visit with prospective clients in their home, not far from Daytona Beach. After the appointment, I decided to go smell the salt sea air and feel the sand betwixt my toes. There’s something grounding about being at the beach. I think it’s the transfer of ions between you and the earth we’ve long forgotten. In fact, I think it’s literally called grounding.

On my way home, I passed by a Krispy Kreme donut shop. There aren’t very many around, so when I see that HOT NOW red sign lit up it calls to me like a siren song. In fact, here’s a pic. But you’ll be quite proud, dear reader, to learn I did not stop and get a Krispy Kreme donut. Do you know why? I don’t think they are healthy. Now, I’m not a medical professional nor do I play one on TV. Also, I realize correlation does not indicate causation. But over the last two years I’ve noticed that people who eat Krispy Kreme donuts “Died Suddenly.”

You may have forgotten but in 2020, there was a wet market that served bat soup. Across the street was the Wuhan Institute of Virology (Formerly the Wuhan Coronavirus Research Laboratory) where they did not practice US-funded gain-of-function virology research. I share that just so you know which wet market I speak of. I can’t find it on Google maps, but I digress.

Anyhoo, to refresh your memory there was a virus, so forth and so on, ipso facto there was a vaccine lickety split. But, in the fog of war, some science deniers wanted more information on the vaccine. They couldn’t be convinced that pharmaceutical companies had their best interest in mind. The lacked the ability to forgive things from the past. Which as a US American Christian, is hard for me to understand.

The good news is that somebody in the government remembered the song in Mary Poppins where she sang, “A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down.” So Krispy Kreme offered a free donut if you got the vaccine. It worked quite well.

Unfortunately, since that time there has been a rise in all-cause mortality globally. Scientists are certain it’s not the vaccine. It’s also probably not the Krispy Kreme because they don’t even have Krispy Kreme in places like Australia where the all-cause mortality is even worse then here in the United States. But something is definitely rotten in Denmark. 

Young people dropping dead on a soccer field within 30 days of eating Krispy Kreme is not normal. I’m not sure what’s going on. If you know what's going on and would like to let me know, let's talk.

My point is get life insurance while it’s HOT and NOW. I’ve looked at several applications and while they ask about sky diving and piloting an airplane they don’t ask about recent mandated Krispy Kreme consumption. YET.